Good
girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good
girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good
girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good
girls pack their toothbrush.
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
Good
girls prefer the missionary position.
Bad girls do too, but only for starters.
Good
girls say, "No."
Bad girls say, "When?"
Good
girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
Good
girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good
girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
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