1.Dropping a cellular phone into the bathtub of water kinda kills the phone
2.Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple
3.That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger
4.Speaking in public gets easier with practice
5.Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference

6.All that's gold doesn't glisten
7.Pimples always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up
8.When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cause you're already screwed

9.Just because someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he or she likes you

10.Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things
11.Being nice to people will get you far.
12.The one person you can truly love is often right in front of you.
13.Nothing is ever too good to be true.
14.Parents aren't around forever, and you need to treasure them while they are

15.Think carefully before you act
16.Dreaming and doing go hand in hand
17.Life moves fast, but not so fast that you can't slow it down to enjoy it.
18.Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
19.If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid.

20.If he doesn't respect you, then he's not worth any of your time.
21.God doesn't make junk
22.Someday you will look back on this and it wil all seem funny
23.You never know when you're making a memory
24.The heart does heal and you will love like this again-except that when 25.you do, you'll deny that you ever loved like this before.
26.Nothing matters if you don't have loved ones to share it with.
27.If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
28.If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be great